Web Class - Motivated Monkeys

Scientists in the United States have found a way of turning lazy monkeys into workaholics using gene therapy.

Those crazy scientists... will they never learn...?

Monkeys aren't lazy... they just have a different priority structure. Like women.

Apparently,

"Monkeys under the influence of the treatment don't procrastinate."

Honestly... I didn't make that up. Someone really wrote that. God, I love monkeys.